Friday, November 14, 2008

Boy am I chubby



It all started with the licorice.

We got the 5.5 lb bucket of Red Vines at Costco, and Justin, being the CMF (Chubby MF) that he is, ate 10 sticks all at once. It was like eating a candy bar.

So this summer, when we went to see Dark Knight as a team, I had to one up the CMF, by eating 20, that's one package of Twizzlers.

Today. At the Ironport (Cisco) sponsored viewing of the latest James Bond flick, I had two coworkers contribute one bag of Twizzlers, each. That's right, my gluttony knows no bounds.
40 pieces of Twizzler red licorice at once.

Followed by a brief sugar coma, and lots of water.

1 comment:

Lenny said...

Keith, you're going to kill yourself with these ever-increasing, high-wire gastronomical stunts. And for what? Just to make the cover of some magazine, or to get on America's Got Talent?