Friday, November 14, 2008

Boy am I chubby



It all started with the licorice.

We got the 5.5 lb bucket of Red Vines at Costco, and Justin, being the CMF (Chubby MF) that he is, ate 10 sticks all at once. It was like eating a candy bar.

So this summer, when we went to see Dark Knight as a team, I had to one up the CMF, by eating 20, that's one package of Twizzlers.

Today. At the Ironport (Cisco) sponsored viewing of the latest James Bond flick, I had two coworkers contribute one bag of Twizzlers, each. That's right, my gluttony knows no bounds.
40 pieces of Twizzler red licorice at once.

Followed by a brief sugar coma, and lots of water.

Monday, November 10, 2008

What are you doing?


The following is a fictional dialog inspired by true events from my friend Joe.

"What are you doing?"
"What do you mean, what am I doing?"
"Are you putting ketchup on your hotdog?"
"Yes. I am putting ketchup on my hotdog,"
"Get the fuck outta my car"