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Monday, March 24, 2008
Some Stupid Humor inspired by my friend Westy
My friend Westy tells me this joke, and for some reason I decided to recreate it using pictures from my motorcycle club's party last year.
My awesome bike is now even more awesome
I came across a guy that did this on a 1300 forum. Liked it so much had to do it myself.Start with one trailer hitch cover...
Find a nice spot to mount on the bike. Like the sissy back or something...
Get it mounted, and find a good spot to plug into... the brake lights will do!
Viola! They go bright when you hit the brakes.
Or check out how it looks on video!
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
Drink the joe? Make some mo'!
Pretty much every office has this issue. Two coffee pots. Both of them damn near empty.
It drives me nuts. The first thing I do when I go into the break room is make a pot. Period. Unless it's one of those rare moments where there are actually two full pots.
One time I walked into the break room and saw one empty pot, and one pot a quarter way full. 6 DBA's stood there waiting for some joe.
Instead of making a pot, I went and waited in line for a breakfast sandwich, and watched, out of my periph, each nerd fill their mug. AND THEN THEY WALKED AWAY!
I was astounded by their actions. I then watched another half a dozen people walk around that damn pot waiting for it to fill itself up.
I got my sandwich, made a pot, filled my mug and got out of there. My faith in humanity shattered even further.
But today I struck back.
I walk in to find one empty pot, and one damn near empty. I make a pot and step aside to fix up my mug with CnS. Dude is there finishing up his CnS. He steps to the pot.
"Did you get your coffee?" he asks me.
I look him in the eye, "No."
"So you're waiting on the fresh pot?"
"No. Not really."
I turn back to the CnS. He stands there wondering what to do for a good five seconds.
That's all it took for him to break. He snatched the last of the damn near empty pot and scurried the hell out of there.
Can someone please tell me what the hell is wrong with these people?
It drives me nuts. The first thing I do when I go into the break room is make a pot. Period. Unless it's one of those rare moments where there are actually two full pots.
One time I walked into the break room and saw one empty pot, and one pot a quarter way full. 6 DBA's stood there waiting for some joe.
Instead of making a pot, I went and waited in line for a breakfast sandwich, and watched, out of my periph, each nerd fill their mug. AND THEN THEY WALKED AWAY!
I was astounded by their actions. I then watched another half a dozen people walk around that damn pot waiting for it to fill itself up.
I got my sandwich, made a pot, filled my mug and got out of there. My faith in humanity shattered even further.
But today I struck back.
I walk in to find one empty pot, and one damn near empty. I make a pot and step aside to fix up my mug with CnS. Dude is there finishing up his CnS. He steps to the pot."Did you get your coffee?" he asks me.
I look him in the eye, "No."
"So you're waiting on the fresh pot?"
"No. Not really."
I turn back to the CnS. He stands there wondering what to do for a good five seconds.
That's all it took for him to break. He snatched the last of the damn near empty pot and scurried the hell out of there.
Can someone please tell me what the hell is wrong with these people?
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