Pestering the Pests

me: wassup beaytches

E: cant hat now

chat now

kant

me: I can

so I'll just type in your responses

Me: so what's new?

E: is offline and can't receive messages right now.

me: E: Not much, you?

me: Me:Not much. So I don't have much to talk about.

me: E: Well, I have lots to talk about. I was propositioned by a wealthy Asian Amazon last night.

me: E: I am moving to the Asian Amazon to be her pool boy

me: Me: Wow, that's pretty awesome!

me: E: Yeah.

me: E: but I'm just kidding.

me: Me: OH! You got me!

me: E: LOL

E: did not receive your chat.